At a Walmart, I shouted “MOAR MUDKIPS”, then this is what I hear…. (bash.org)
submitted 1 day ago by DaemonXI
Cooking by the Book
Comment thread from Reddit, 9 January 2009:
satansballs 59 points 1 day ago[-]
Whitey4Obama 12 points 1 day ago[-]
For some reason this damn video intrigues me. That little squeak in her voice, the cheery tone to it all and the syllabic wordplay is a perfect storm of stuck in my head.
illiteratebeef 30 points 1 day ago[-]
…and that sweet ass…
underdog138 5 points 21 hours ago[-]
I’ve done a little research on this in the past few minutes. Her name is Julianna Rose Mauriello. I believe I’ve narrowed down which episode the cake spoof is from: “Swiped Sweets”. It’s the only one that mentions anything about cake. This episode aired on August 20, 2004, which would make Julianna, in fact, 13 at the time the episode aired.
I’ll have a seat right over there.
Zentripetal 5 points 1 day ago[-]
Turn around bitch! Put yo ass on a nigga…
DIGGISRUNBYTHEGOVT 5 points 1 day ago[-]
Grab that dick it’s yours bitch!
underdog138 3 points 21 hours ago[-]
Back that pussy she’s a muh-fucka!
DIGGISRUNBYTHEGOVT -1 points 1 day ago[-]
Mmm that sweet ass.
GunnerMcGrath 5 points 1 day ago[-]
And now I will have that damn song in my head all day. AGAIN.
Dick.
=)
At a grocery store the other day, my friend decided to get some cake mix. I told him it was a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake. Someone with a big stupid grin walked by us and said “But you gotta do the cooking by the book.” An employee nearby shouted (and this was just coincidence) WHAT?! I died laughing. My friend had no idea what was going on.